Meanwhile here in TEST we're being informed something is going down. What is going down we don't know down at the grunt level but it's definitely going down.
A few confused newbros have been asking "what's happening?" The rest of us have been confidently replying "IT'S HAPPENING!"
...without knowing what.
A source in senior management had this to say:
I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW. I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW.
Test Alliance Please Ignore, business as usual.